don’t ever lol me unless it’s an honest-to-god lol. you do me a great dishonor by deceiving me, by spending my cherished trust on something so puny and querulous as a cheap lie about whether thy laughter was freely given
and if you lmao me? i’m assuming it’s a medical emergency. i’m assuming you have literally l your ao and need a medivac stat. i will be notifying the authorities, and if i arrive to your dwelling and find you intact, merely chuckling at your phone? i will be notifying the authorities once again